The definitive List of Lists, revised 2023 *
* Editor's note: this is not a list of links to the mentioned lists, just a list of the list titles. **
** Editor's further note: To get links to the ensuing lists, please consult the manual '~100 links to waste your time' (physical copy by order only.)
- 556 meanings for the word "defenstrate"
- 100 things to do if you're anally retentive
- 46 ways to please your hermit crab
- 12 large types of hat
- 4 words beginning with 'p'
- 31 numbers greater than 32
- 32 numbers greater than (or equal to) 32
- 152 reasons why birds can't fly underwater
- 44 names for aggressive mosquito larvae
- 1 thing to do with a large mallet and a hamster (probably what you'd think)
- 487 ways to eat a pizza
- 3 items of clothing that you can wear
- 17 ways to humiliate your pet dog
- 22 species of tape-worm you should avoid
- 1 species of tapeworm you shouldn't avoid
- 322 food items that will irritate your bowel
- 64 ways in which small mollusks and stellar masses are identical
- 296 things to make out of your own pubic hair
- 3 things not to make a wig out of
- 13 flammable Christmas gifts
- 6 things that are not good for barbequing
- 211 things that you cannot do. Ever.
- 66 ways of expressing terror when seeing a banana
- 57 fruits to be wary of
- 12 reasons why yellow things aren’t for eating
- 17 reasons why bananas are "oh so cool"
- 57 Ways to Avoid Eye Contact While Eating a Banana
- 5 games more boring than monopoly
- 8 pieces of definitive evidence that handwriting increases your IQ
- 12 heartfelt confessions of fictional characters
- 30 good reasons why you should call yourself an executive producer
- 2 reasons why humor is bad for the bowel
- 20 things that are physically, mentally, morally, and metaphorically impossible
- 9 things I bet you can't do
- 26 things you don't need both eyebrows for
- 18 delicious scrapings from the sole of your shoe
- 12 embarrassing ways to make a 30-min presentation without using a single vowel
- 14 ways to neaten your handwriting
- 3 reasons why "Tickle" is an unfortunate surname
- 74 ways to wrestle an enraged tiger
- 9 different ways to fold a piece of paper in half
- 11 sulfide-free treats for your pet Giraffe
- 16 ways to prevent boredom when locked in a box
- 32 ways to eat yourself out of a safe
- 13 useful ways to avoid a necessary bowel movement
- 6 ways to drink sedimentary rock through a straw
- 11 fun things to do with a cabbage
- 7 commonly used words
- 1 way to use the word "extraneous" in a sentence
- 150 ways to keep your pants up without a belt
- 2 ways to represent mathematical notation in html
- ways not to complete a Rubik's cube
- 38 legitimate moves for a Rubik's revenge
- 4 reasons to fear a piece of paper
- 36 reasons why arachnophobia is for sissies
- 2 things to do with money
- 18 names that you have heard before
- 9 ways to confuse your donkey
- 14 ways to decrease your concentration
- 6 depressing fonts
- 2 weak conclusions to science fiction movies
- 9 abysmal names for a science fiction movie
- 12 atrocious dialogue exchanges between characters in a science fiction movie
- 19 insignificant numbers
- 18 foods that taste like purple
- 14 increasingly confusing questions
- 7 illogical abbreviations
- 32 dessert recipes for disaster
- 40 ways to confuse your guests with cutlery
- 1080 ways to express anguish with your pinky-finger
- 1 way to direct your frustration with your middle finger
- 12 tips to keeping clean without water
- 150 better ways to draw a rubber tube
- 6 ways to play a piano without using hands or feet
- 5 ways to hide the fact that you have set yourself on fire
- 2 cars slower than a supersonic jet
- 9 sharp objects that stimulate blood-clotting factors
- 37 incentive ways to talk yourself into a hostage situation
- 18 morally depraved ways to relieve guilt
- 6 brands of furniture that repel urine
- 4 commonly misspelled science fiction alien names
- 14 entertaining things to do with several rodents, in a bag
- 6 simple DIY guides to regurgitation
- 14 fascinating ways to relieve writer's cramp
- 66 ambiguous, rhetorical, nonsensical, irrelevant, and unfortunate answers
- 33 methods to embarrass your postman
- 16 ways to manage the stress of the surprise absence of toilet paper
- 14 ingenious ways to pass wind at a dinner party
- 17 unusually suspect answers to the question "What are you doing?"
- 10 Conspiracy Theories About Missing Socks
- 101 Ways to Greet Your Neighbour's Pet Rock
- 65,536 Made up colours
- 1100101 uses for binary code
- 142 infinitely better ways to spend your time